Jonathan Interview Age 8

Jonathan Age 8

1. What is something mom always says to you?
No

2. What makes mom happy?
Me

3. What makes mom sad?
Teasing

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
She makes weird faces.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Don't know.

6. How old is your mom?
35

7. How tall is your mom?
5'8

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Clean the house.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Watches Hoarders

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Video games

11. What is your mom really good at?
Making us happy.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Making us sad.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Watch a baby.

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Whatever dad cooks.

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
The hard work she does for us.

16. If your mom were a character, who would she be?
Michael Jackson

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Watch Hoarders

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We have the same face.

19. How are you and your mom different?
My fart is stinkier than hers.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
She says it every day like a maniac.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
He has the mind of brainiac.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
The Drunken Cook

23. How old was your Mom when you were born?
27

Alissa Interview Age 11

I need to dig through the archives and find this interview from years back to compare. Here is her answers for today:

Alissa Age 11

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Here's a secret, guess what?...I love you!!

2. What makes mom happy?
Honestly I don't know it depends. But I think rubbing her shoulders does.

3. What makes mom sad?
When I'm sad.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
By being silly. She's always silly.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
No idea.

6. How old is your mom?
35?

7. How tall is your mom?
5'4

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
I actually don't know.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Throw wild parties *Giggle*

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Uhh probably my brother and I.

11. What is your mom really good at?
Cooking and cleaning.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Hmmm...I'd have to pick one.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Baby-sitting

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Fancy chocolates

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
I just think she's amazing.

16. If your mom were a character, who would she be?
Uhhh...Super Cleaner Woman

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Umm occasional restaurant or movie.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We both have the same emotional track. Sort of.

19. How are you and your mom different?
I have more control over my tears. Right now.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
That's actually a tough one. I don't know how I just know.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
I think she thinks he'll protect the house forever, also she loves him a lot.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Uhh...I have no idea.

23. How old was your Mom when you were born?
21