Jonathan Interview Age 8

Jonathan Age 8

1. What is something mom always says to you?
No

2. What makes mom happy?
Me

3. What makes mom sad?
Teasing

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
She makes weird faces.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Don't know.

6. How old is your mom?
35

7. How tall is your mom?
5'8

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Clean the house.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Watches Hoarders

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Video games

11. What is your mom really good at?
Making us happy.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Making us sad.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Watch a baby.

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Whatever dad cooks.

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
The hard work she does for us.

16. If your mom were a character, who would she be?
Michael Jackson

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Watch Hoarders

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We have the same face.

19. How are you and your mom different?
My fart is stinkier than hers.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
She says it every day like a maniac.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
He has the mind of brainiac.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
The Drunken Cook

23. How old was your Mom when you were born?
27